OT. Tesla Recall

[Dean]

Tesla is recalling vehicles because the vehicle doesn't monitor the driver closely enough.

[hubops]

I thought that's what wives were for .. John T.

[Snag]

Mine is usually too busy regaling me with everything I ever did that she didn't like . For the last 50 years . I mean , it's not like I can get up and walk out of the room .

[invalid unparseable]

Joke is, guy goes in kitchen tells his wife what she is doing wrong cooking. When she asks why he is doing this, he tells her this is what happens when he drive with her in the car.

[Snag]

That might work if she did the cooking ... but a more likely scenario would be me in the hospital .

[Scott Lurndal]

Wife: "You never say anything nice about me."

Husband, thinks a minute: "Your in-laws are better than mine."

[Bob F]

I am sure glad my marriage has none of that.