Why are stairlifts so slow?

[williamwright]

So you've never had an erection?

Bill

[Xeno]

Impossible for him to get an erection, he doesn't have a dick.

[Xeno]

That's why we bought a house 7 years ago that was single level and on a level block. But then, I have always lived in single level houses. Detest stairs with a passion. They seem to get steeper as one gets older.

[Xeno]

Which is why you have high levels of contamination.

[Sam E]

[snip]

I consider it a bad idea to have a multi-level house without even a half bathroom on each level.

[Gerald R]

[snip]

The testing of toilets includes the ability to flush a cell phone.

[Ed Pawlowski]

You should have mentioned that 200 years ago. Have you visited typical city housing in the big cities? Hundreds of thousands of houses have no room for them and it would have been a barely or unaffordable affordable luxury many years ago.

[williamwright]

I had terrible confusion when working for CNN and taking verbal instructions.

Bill

[williamwright]

One place I worked in had floors called (starting at the bottom) sub loft, UA, A, B, C, D, and so on.

Bill

[williamwright]

My house has the 'front door' at basement level. Anyone coming in that way would think the place is a right shit tip. There's a door on the lower 'living' floor but it isn't obvious from the street. If I happen to be in the basement when some religio-maniac or whatever comes onto the property I open the 'front door' (which looks great from the outside) and invite them in. They look round in wonderment because they are effectively in a dirty old cellar. I bet they go away thinking the whole place is like that.

Bill

[williamwright]

Yes I agree.

Bill

[Commander Kinsey]

I have an erection more often than not.

[Commander Kinsey]

Then the appropriate word would be "she". Please learn basic English.

[Commander Kinsey]

Oh but Iphones are waterproof alledgedly. Fuck knows how you plug your headphones in.

[Xeno]

Mea culpa, the word I should have used is *it* since you've obviously been castrated.

[Xeno]

Odd, my iPhone has a headphone connector and it's only 2 years old. That is hardly *long gone*. I expect my next iPhone, an SE, won't have a connector, and I won't need it since I now possess bluetooth earbuds and a bluetooth headset. Never did like being *tethered* by cords anyway.

[Rod Speed]

Wrong, as always.

If does have the lightning connector.

I have always used a bluetooth neckband headset.

Yeah, right pain in the arse.

[Xeno]

2 years is not long gone.

Of course. But I was referring to the *audio* connector.

[Rod Speed]

Wrong, as always.

[Clare Snyder]

My SE has the audio connector - not sure if the NEW SE will also have it. It is a good "feature" - and the connectors CAN be waterproof just like the power switch and volume controls