Apple ipads (again)

this man is mad.

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Doctor Drivel
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This man is mad. He is.

Reply to
Doctor Drivel

What they really need is miniature generators coupled to wankle engines.

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Jules Richardson

This what I like to hear. BTW, there miniature fuel cells that will fit on your thumb.

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Doctor Drivel

Because their machines weren't as tall as Suns, so you couldn't stand on them to change lightbulbs?

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Jules Richardson

Because you were worried that this new-fangled 'Linux' that you'd heard about might somehow impact your ability to change lightbulbs and mop floors?

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Jules Richardson

This man is a f*****g idiot.

Reply to
Doctor Drivel

Yes, you use Bing to search...

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John Williamson

This man is a fool.

Reply to
Doctor Drivel

It is nice you used Bing to determine this man is mad

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Doctor Drivel

Mr Drivel, you have two hopes, no hope and Bob Hope. Here's a plan - Change your posting host and your nick, it might work for a couple of posts. HTH.

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brass monkey

I am beginning to wonder if someone has written a Drivel chatbot, as it's making even less sense than it used to.

Something along the lines of the Ebq Fcrrq (ROT13'd) one that appeared a while ago.

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John Williamson

Hope for what? Oh forget it another madman.

Do not wonder, it always comes out wrong.

Reply to
Doctor Drivel

To keep my thumbnails warm?

Reply to
Jules Richardson

En el artículo , Steve Firth escribió:

Drivel has obviously never used an iPad. There's nothing remotely "semi- portable" about it. It's portable, end of.

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Mike Tomlinson

En el artículo , brass monkey escribió:

He does, frequently. Past nyms:

"Adam" "News" "IMM" "Dr Evil"

and others I've no doubt forgotten.

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Mike Tomlinson

"I'm not a plantpot, I'm a unicorn."

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Andy Burns

En el artículo , John Williamson escribió:

based on the millions of iPads already sold already running iOS6.

It does appear to be more prone to crashing than iOS, yes.

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Mike Tomlinson

En el artículo , John Williamson escribió:

That one seems to have retreated to comp.sys.ibm.pc.hardware.storage with his tail between his legs.

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Mike Tomlinson

En el artículo , John Williamson escribió:

To go with his very small penis.

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Mike Tomlinson

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