A/C vs. swamp cooler?

I never pay attention to poetry, and still wouldn't even if I could understand it.

I released one once at work and was unaware that the water would go in a different direction to my home ones. M'colleague got soaked with a high pressure jet.

I said woman. A nun is as much of a woman as a monk is a man.

If you're getting paint in your ass you're really clumsy.

Only women care about colours.

One ton is equal to the amount of heat required (288,000 Btu) to melt one ton of ice in a 24-hour period. A one-ton air conditioner is rated at 12,000 Btu per hour (288,000/24).

Just another archaic measurement we got from the British. ;-)

Are you sure that's your nose working better? I always thought it was because the smell coming from x is evaporating into the air.

Ever heard of lagging? It should take a very long time to freeze up pipes. And central heating pipes tend to be inside the house, the chances of the inside of the house falling below freezing are pretty slim.

Sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't,. The Dyson and the Vax vacuum cleaners are both British. Yet I've had a Vax for 30 years. Dysons last about 1 year.

That's ok, you can cool off in the waterfall.

BTW, there's another Victoria falls, slightly smaller, in Scotland.

You don't have kids or pets.

From what I've read it's hydrogen from rusting radiators. Are your radiators quite new? Mine were here when I moved in 18 years ago.

I'd mudwrestle a nun.

Both.

Isn't it easier to just measure them in kW? Everyone knows what a kW is.

They clog the vacuum cleaner up. I was given a Dyson. Bloody thing got clogged every time I used it. It's got triangular (!) tubes inside it, and to clean them you need to remove parts of the machine with a screwdriver!

And they don't suck any better than a standard Hoover. Remember those good old upright Hoovers? It's the spinning brush that makes it pick things up better. The cyclone is pointless. Why would I want to see the dirt spinning round and round a clear container?

A nun is more of a woman than Caitlin Jenner -- or Sophia Hutchins.

I'm not exactly sure what you call two 'transgender' 'women' who get 'married'.

Paint it black.

Got me. There are some papers but they're behind paywalls. Molecular volatility? Some interaction with the olfactory neurons?