You gotta love this one if you have flown in/out of Atlanta or even if you've never lived in the South or flown in/out of Atlanta.
Some of you will enjoy this more than others.. Southerners can be so polite!
Enjoy
Lew
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Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R Allah be Praised."
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 -- You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. Allah is Great."
Pause...**
Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"**
Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS.
WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE... INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE."**
Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- "