I bought a new mattress from Emma, and very foolishly I didn't take up their offer (for £45) to dispose of the old mattress.
The good news is that I could saw up the old foam mattress into reasonable size chunks that will eventually go in the wheelie bin.
That's the end of the good news.
The bad news is so plentiful that it's hard to know where to begin.
The old mattress is 1 cubic metre. But, when it comes to fitting it into the bin, it's more like 3 m3.
And, the mess! OMG! The mess!
I am blessed with a particularly kind and lovely spouse, but this has taxed her patience.