Silly me, I often forget you're the best at everything you do and others don't match up to your qualities <sarcasm off>.
You're still not a good liar.
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Careful, it's heavy!
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The Natural Philosopher explained on 17/12/2018 :
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Recent nyms seem to be:
Stephen Watkin, Stuard Dogkin, Bruce Farquhar, Fred Johnson, Kirsty Ogilvie, Cristoper McVitie, Liam Roberts
However I don't bother filtering him on nyms, I use other methods so that any suspect posts get flagged without me needing to tweak the filter each time.
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WARNING: You are about to eat a twinkie. This will subtract 75.2 milliseconds from your life expectancy, and increase your risk of a cardiac event by .0000003%. These changes cause your risk to pass a threshold and increase your health insurance premium by $407 per month.
Your bank indicates that you will not be able to afford that and you will lose your insurance.
Since health insurance is now mandatory, you will be assessed a penalty of approximately $24,567.78. You will not be able to afford that either, and will be guilty of tax evasion.
The penalty for tax evasion is life in prison. According to our computer, there will be an 81.56% chance of torture, a 95.2% chance of sexual abuse, and a 0% chance of twinkies.
Is that one twinkie worth it?
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Slave labour was it? They could always take another job.
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Just one question, is a twinkie a chocolate bar or a young person?
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Nice to know I'm keeping you busy. And you ought to fix your filter - why are you seeing replies to me? Your filter really doesn't work very well if that happens.
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It's all the unemployable Hucker.
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List at least 3 useful posts you have ever made.
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You're lucky you weren't jailed for endangering yourself. It's very very illegal to ignore health warnings.
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She should have received nothing. Coffee is hot, end of story. She should have known this. When I make coffee, I BOIL the kettle. It only cools when adding some milk.
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The most sensible idea is to have all the sizes true and comparable, then I can simply buy something from any shop the same size (or one bigger) than a label on something I have at home. Any shop who sells me something in a size I don't expect (too large or too small) has it returned with an angry complaint, then I shop elsewhere.
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This!
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it cools as soon as it stops boiling
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Her vagina didn't think so.
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Huh?
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Not everything.
Since you've never seen me lie, you don't know that.
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they don't get much right
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They don't call them the weaker sex for nothing.
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Technique. There aren't many Romanians around here. They are all in Britain.