Mildred and krwless were having a quiet lunch together, and discussing
the merits of cosmetic surgery in their golden years.
Mildred said, "I need to be honest with you krwless, I'm thinking about
getting a boob job done."
Harriet responded, "Oh, that's nothing krwless. I'm thinking of having
my asshole bleached!"
"Whoa!" replied Mildred, "That's insane... I just can't picture your
wife as a blonde!"
Time of day billing, something they tried years ago but the technology
really wasn't ready yet. For the past year or two I've seen offers from
the utility here for "free" power from something like 8pm to 6am, i.e.
when commercial loads are lower and there is a surplus of generating
capacity. Not a bad deal if you can shift your usage patterns.
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