A few weeks ago we moved from CT to FL and in the transition, got a land line phone. The number were were given belonged to a person named Dan XXXX. I know there is some time lapse before a number is reassigned, but we still get calls for Dan.
My standard reply varies. Sometimes, it is "Danny passed away a few months back and we miss him dearly"
Other times, "Dan is in Federal Prison. He won't be out for another 8 to 10 years."
Dan also got a call from Lyft offering a driving job. I talked to them a while and told them I can start as soon as my parole officer gives the OK. Don't worry, I was not dealing drugs, just bank robbery.
Another call was for health insurance. I asked if they could cover me as I'm in Federal prison. The caller checked with someone and said I should talk to the warden as they would have some coverage.
I'm just waiting for Dan to call and ask "any messages for me?"