Automatic table saw emergency stop

[rbowman]

Spam is a luxury food compared to Treet...

[rbowman]

They do have eyes but their closeup vision leaves a lot to be desired.

[rbowman]

I think the motorcycles in the driveway discourages the religious types. I did have a political type last year who asked if I would support her candidate. I was polite and left the participle out of 'no f****ng way.'

[rbowman]

A series of criminals... There might be a little more support if their poster children weren't felons.

[Snag]

And their founders self-declared "trained Marxists" .

[rbowman]

I'm glad to know the cat thinks I'm the big cat around here.

That confirms what I've seen around here. The mountain lions scratch up debris and then shit on top of it backwards of a normal cat. I guess if you're an apex predator you do what you want.

[The Natural Philosopher]

faced with a problem of lack of success

white person: I must try harder and think this out black person: I am being oppressed - I will protest until someone gives it to me

[Commander Kinsey]

So true. If you're a white male heterosexual atheist, you can't get a job.

[Commander Kinsey]

Pretty daft since they piss everywhere to mark territory. And I read that a lot actually shit to mark territory too.

The anals of time [Beavis and Butthead snigger].