I know someone who named her dog "bawbag" for a laugh, then realised that shouting that loudly across the local park to call it back was embarrassing.
If you've no idea what that means you might have to be Scottish. Baw is their pronounciation of ball, so it means a sack of testicles.
Bloody hell, that shows they might have a second brain cell after all.
Get one of those flashing LED collars. Although that might only work with dogs. I can see a cat thinking it's not fashionable enough and removing it.
On Sat, 13 Feb 2021 22:18:42 -0700, rbowman posted for all of us to digest...
Barfaletta?
Drill Instructor. They are a lot less ceremonial than your Drill Sergeants.
He hasn't pulled that one yet. I had a bag of cat litter in the car for traction material. I dumped some into a dishpan and was pleasantly surprised when the cat figured out what to do with it. If he can't sleep on it or eat it he isn't interested. You know the thing about cats and lasers? Forget about it.
I don't know how well it worked but I saw a description of a project from a nerd with to much time on his hands. The door was solenoid controlled which is no big thing but he had mounted a camera and was doing facial recognition to screen out skunks, raccoons, and potentially other cats.
I had cats that slept in their food. Until another one wanted the food, then all hell broke loose.
That works just fine:
Ah, I could only think of detective inspector. Acronyms are useless, if you pick any 2 or 3 letter combination and look it up on acronym finder, there will be about 30 results. I once worked where the same three letters meant two completely different things in a different department.
I've heard of one designed to not open if the cat is carrying a dead animal.
That reminds me of someone I used to know who worked in LSD (Library Service Department), and I knew that LSD stood for Least Significant Digit.
On Mon, 15 Feb 2021 20:46:14 -0700, rbowman posted for all of us to digest...
Hmm, novel but useful? IDK
On Mon, 15 Feb 2021 20:42:29 -0700, rbowman posted for all of us to digest...
He is in command of the house and you are just a servant. Why is it when you look at a cat you are always eye level to it's asshole?
Google for Flo Control. Possibly via archive.org.
Cats think that. If you think that way, you need an easier animal. It's your house, you can control it.
Cats have no concept of how disgusting shit is.
I'd be asking everyone where I can get LSD.
My cat us usually outside more than inside, although that's reversed now since we're in the middle of the biggest winter storm in years.
I used to have one that used the bathtub (maybe it looked like a huge litterbox?). To discourage that, I made a bathtup cover from some thin plastic lattice that's often found around mobile homes. I considered labeling it "Binford no-shit 6100 bathtub cover".
Around here BLM meant Bureau of Land Management until a few years ago.
I have a problem of getting confused when trying to be polite about Mormons.
They know enough to bury it...
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