As a permanent resident of Alabama, I have to agree, the summers are hell most years. Typical July and August is 98 degrees, 90 percent humidity, with no wind.
By the end of August everyones tired and tempers are short, and to stay somewhat with the thread, gun related murders are at their highest.
Fall, Winter and Spring are generally nice, it's rare to have a winter day that doesn't get above freezing and very limited snow, had about 2" one day this winter and it was gone in a few hours.
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