Word needed

[Caesar Romano]

Does anyone know of a single-word that conveys the meaning of a women, in the throes of passion, being naturally well lubricated? This is for a fictional story.

[Caesar Romano]

Oops, sorry, wrong group. Meant for a writing/language group.

On Sun, 13 Dec 2009 07:10:05 -0600, Caesar Romano wrote Re Word needed:

[HeyBub]

Doris.

[Stormin Mormon]

Please tell us which was the intended group, so we can all go lurk and read the answer (which will be posted there).

I've got to admit, this has been the most interesting post to AHR I can remember.

[Stormin Mormon]

Please tell us all which usenet group you are reading. It sounds a lot more entertaining than debates of which liquid to pour in a clogged lateral drain. Or how to keep cold air from coming out of attic air handler.

[aemeijers]

Thanks a bunch for putting THAT image in my head. So much for getting any home repairs done correctly today...

-- aem sends...

[norminn]

You know her?

[BRUCE]

gushing... 8^)

[nefletch]

Tigered

[Red Green]

Caesar Romano wrote in news: [e-mail]:

Susanboyle

[Ed Pawlowski]

Hey, some of us just had breakfast.

[The Daring Dufas]

"Normal", but that is something that doesn't exist when it comes to todays women.

TDD

[Tony]

Hey! My first ex wife is named Doris.

[Tony]

That was my first thought.

[Grumpy]

To My ever Loving Wife

During the past year I have attempted to seduce you 365 times.

I succeeded 36 times. This averages once every ten days.

The following is a list of the reasons for when I did not succeed:

" We will wakeup the children"- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 7

"It's too hot"- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

15

" It's too cold"- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

5

" It's too late"- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 16

" It's too early"- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 23

" You are too tired"- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 39

Pretending that you are sleeping - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

60

Window is open neighbors will hear us - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

9

You are having Backache - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

16

You are having Toothache - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 2

You are having Headache - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

10

You are having Giggles - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 4

You Are too Full - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 4

You are not in a Mood - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 21

Baby is Crying - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 19

You want to watch Late Show - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 7

You want to watch Early Show - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 5

You had to put on Mud Pack - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 2

You need to put on Beauty Cream on your face - - - - - - - - - - 1

The bed is Squeaking - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 52

The Company will Hear us in next Room - - - - - - - - - - - - - 7

Darling You're too Drunk - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

5

"Sweetheart do you think we could improved our record this coming Year"

[Cheri]

If you had spent less time counting and more time courting, you might have had more success.

Cheri

[hibb]

Yo Mama.

"I filter all messages not from google groups".

[Colbyt]

Use it as a hammer or a weed whacker.

[Bill]

"The shameless hussy was emanating a deluge of sensual juices like a wide open spillway at Hoover dam..."

[HeyBub]

So do all us L.A. Rams.