Maybe I am just jealous, since I don't have a real woodworking vice, but I
> see a gloat as getting something for considerably less than it is worth.
You're right about what makes a gloatworthy subject. From the days of the Duke of Url, Black Sheep Sy, Twisted Oaks Walt and Boxmaker Stowe: what Mac oughta be shouting is, "Neaner! Neaner! Neaner!"