Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree
through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off
all ten of his fingers. He goes to the emergency room.
The doctor says, "Yuck! Well, give me the fingers,
and I'll see what I can do."
Jon says, "I haven't got the fingers."
The doctor says, "What do you mean, you haven't got
the fingers? It's the year 2000. We've got
microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques.
I could have put them back on and made
you like new. Why didn't you bring the fingers?"
Jon says, "Well, heck, Doc, I couldn't pick 'em up."
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The doctor did.
AND NOW THE REST OF THE STORY
The doctor sent the emergency crew back at the accident scene to
retrieve the missing fingers and reattachment surgery was scheduled.
The hospital staff mixed up the paperwork and mistakenly the patient's
right leg was amputated.
Upon realizing the mistake emergency surgery was again performed only to
have the paperwork fouled up for a second time and the patient's left
leg was amputated.
A law suit was filed but when the case came to trial it was thrown out
The judge ruled the patient didn't have a leg to stand on.
Bob Meyer (in NuaXg.1156$rS.993@fed1read05) said:
| Because it's a freekin joke.....
| Why didn't he just have a friend pick them up???
'Cause none of his friends had fingers too?
DeSoto, Iowa USA
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