OT - joke

Wood Butcher · 2006-10-10T19:16:35+00:00

Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a treethrough the buzz saw, and accidentally shears offall ten of his fingers. He goes to the emergency room.The doctor says, "Yuck! Well, give me the fingers,and I'll see what I can do."Jon says, "I haven't got the fingers."The doctor says, "What do you mean, you haven't gotthe fingers? It's the year 2000. We've gotmicrosurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques.I could have put them back on and madeyou like new. Why didn't you bring the fingers?"Jon says, "Well, heck, Doc, I couldn't pick 'em up."ArtDISCLAIMER: If you find a posting or message from meoffensive, inappropriate, or disruptive, please ignore it.If you don't know how to ignore a posting, complain tome and I will be only too happy to demonstrate...