I didn't label this as OT since it involves 2 kinds of
wood. If anyone still feels the need to piss & moan
about it please refer to the disclaimer below.
Three cowboys are sitting around the campfire out
on the lonesome prairie; each with the bravado for
which he is famous. A night of tall tales.
The guy from Montana says, "I must be the strongest,
meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other
day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had gored six men
before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my
bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth."
The guy from Colorado couldn't stand to be bested.
That's nothing, "I was walking down the trail yesterday
and a fifteen foot diamondback rattler slid out from
under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed
that bastard with my bare hands, bit it's head off and
sucked the poison down in one gulp and I'm still here
The cowboy from Texas remained silent, slowly
stirring the campfire coals with his pecker.
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