Mega-Gloat

Last night I broke into my neighbors shop and stole his DJ-20. Then today, me and a buddy went to Rockler. While my buddy distracted the clerks by faking a heart attack, I took a 100% discount on a sliding table.

A DJ-20 and a sliding table for nothing. Life is good!

Reply to
Rich
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It's too early to tell. Suckage will be determined later by the type of jail cell and the sexual proclivity of your cellmate.

Reply to
Swingman

WOW! With all that money you saved, you can go buy a brain.

Reply to
Mister Mister

Nice going!! And you didn't even need to bust a cap in anyone!!

Reply to
stoutman

Mister Mister responds:

C'mon, now. He wouldn't know what to do with it.

Charlie Self "Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves." Dorothy Parker

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Charlie Self

Hookay - I see you're catching flack from the gallery. I got the joke and I thought it was damned funny. 'Specially about the fake infarction... Kind'a wish I'd come up with it myself.

Reply to
mttt

OooooHHH! So that is where you were last night and today when your wife kept calling me over to ahhh............well never mind.

Reply to
Joseph Smith

On 15 Jan 2004 04:03:06 -0800, snipped-for-privacy@hotmail.com (Rich) Crawled out of the shop and said. . .:

DFTT

Reply to
Traves W. Coppock

Care to elaborate for those of us that read slow?

Renata

smart, not dumb for email

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Renata

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