What to stick on his windscreen which wont come off easily? [OT]

[Mary Fisher]

Then you shouldn't say ANY, which is all inclusive.

[Taz]

Well, it's got to be all inclusive to get the average innit?

[JackH]

Nor do I... at least Victor Meldrew was occasionally funny...

-- JackH

[Andy Luckman (AJL Electronics)]

Quite. The keywords being parental discipline. Seems to be absent :-)

[Adrian]

Andy Luckman (AJL Electronics) ( [e-mail]) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :

cf. the news yesterday about the 3 sisters (12, 14, 16) from Derby who have all just given birth - and the 16yo has already had two miscarriages and an abortion.

And the mother's blaming the school...

[JonnyBoy]

Good god, I come back a day or so later and this thread has grown to over 700 posts! I'm never going to catch up now!

[Bill Woods]

What do you have to do to get this info? Where do you send the picture and is the service chargeable?

Can it be done by email?

[Alistair J Murray]

[...]

I blame the opticians. 8/

A

[Adrian]

Alistair J Murray ( [e-mail]) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :

Jaysus.

[RichardK]

I feel sick. Ew. Ew, ew, ew.

Richard (it's more proof that teenage boys will indeed, shag anything).

[John Laird]

Or 38-year old blokes, in one case.

Gotta love the "two miscarriages and an abortion" bit - further proof that you couldn't make these things up.

[Conor]

You've not missed much. Its turned into a circular argument and must on its fourth or fifth rotation by now.

[Dave Liquorice]

From usenet the single mother has been married twice but none of her daughters are fathered by her husbands or even the same man...

[Andy Luckman (AJL Electronics)]

Ewe, ewe, ewe even? :-)

[Andy Turner]

Ah yes, the prequel to "Four weddings and a funeral".

andyt

[AstraVanMan]

Aye, bloody horrific, innit? Especially the middle one (brunette)

Two miscarriages and an abortion? That'd be a good name for a film, that would. Somebody write that down.

Peter

[Adrian]

AstraVanMan ( [e-mail]) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :

A friend of mine is one of the guys making

[Bob Eager]

Not what I saw. One daughter by first husband and two by second...

[Guy King]

The message from Adrian contains these words:

I didn't find the photo - what's the link?

[Adrian]

Guy King ( [e-mail]) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :