What to stick on his windscreen which wont come off easily? [OT]

[Mary Fisher]

Tennis elbow is quite common, I understand.

Dave, did you actually understand the sentence above your reply?

Mary

[Adrian]

Conor ( [e-mail]) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :

So disabled spaces are only for people in wheelchairs?

[Conor]

Did you read my other post where I said it was the internationally recognised sign for disability?

[Adrian]

Conor ( [e-mail]) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :

So?

You're now telling us that there's only a subset of parent/child groups allowed to park in them - while somebody else is saying that there doesn't HAVE to be a parent included, it can be any adult, yet the sign explicitly says "Parent and Child". Not "Adult and Child", "Under-18 and Guardian" or anything else.

Is it any wonder we're confused?

[Adrian]

Conor ( [e-mail]) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :

everything.

Conor, you're heading rapidly towards making Victor Meldrew look like the voice of unshakable cheeriness.

[Albert T Cone]

in news:4290bf04$0$28627$ [e-mail], "Mary Fisher" slurred :

Me either. I survived for a good fraction of my first year just on toast, made with Kwik-save's finest 18p value loaves*. Apart from a slight tendency towards flatulence I didn't notice any ill effects.

*which go pink, rather than green, if left for long enough. Very pretty.

[Conor]

LOL. Glad to be of service.

[joe parkin]

of course, you could have reversed out of the space and helped her in with plenty of space.

[Dave]

Don't know, I was granted early retirment with a good pension in 1999 :-)

I've given up on you now. By

Dave

[Dave]

You are not kidding there :-)

Dave

[Dave]

The word is instil :-)

the discipline because they remember the

[Dave]

What did you say about my spelling?

Dave

[Dave]

Like you?

Dave

[Conor]

No, install. Instil is the method used, install is the what you're trying to achieve.

[Conor]

It's s**te. Mine was a typo. Yours was just a complete inability to spell a simple word.

[Andy Turner]

Has anyone suggested spunk yet?

andyt

[Taz]

The first thing to learn is not to take things at face value on usenet. I work on the law of averages.

[Taz]

yebbut, the catholics complained about the colour, so they made it blue instead. arf arf.

[Taz]

I don't belieeeeeve it.

[Guy King]

The message from joe parkin contains these words:

It was more fun removing his mirror with my fat arse. Anyway - the wife actually finds it easier with another car next to her to hang on to - but she's usually to polite to actually do it.