What to stick on his windscreen which wont come off easily? [OT]

[Conor]

A "child" is a person under 18.

[Conor]

I don't and neither do the other 11,000 people living in my town. As its a rural area, not many of the townsfolk do 9 to 5 jobs.

Why do you not walk? Its only a mile. POLLUTER.

And I wonder where they got that from? Oh, that's right. YOUR GENERATION.

[Conor]

THen move somewhere else. Someone who lives in London and cannot accept the parking situation is a bloody fool.

[Conor]

And the parents don't install the discipline because they remember the absolutely miserable childhood that his generation subjected them to.

[Conor]

THey're things. They're only things. It doesn't matter.

[Conor]

Unless you buy it from a 100% organic farm, you'll still get crap in it no matter where you shop.

Hope you live on a farm then.

[Conor]

Absolutely. I work in haulage. I've seen wagons worth £100,000+ being badly damaged. The general attitude is "ah well, that's what insurance is for".

[Adrian]

Mary Fisher ( [e-mail]) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :

... scream to make myself heard over them.

[Mary Fisher]

That's why I gorw my own or buy froman organic grower.

Not at all, we live in the inner city. There's an organic farm within walking distance (about a mile) and it's amazing how much I can grow in our small garden. Our two banties fertilise it and we have the eggs too.

Mary

[Graham]

So it stays in your car park longer ? ;-) Graham

[Adrian]

Conor ( [e-mail]) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :

and non-gender-specifically...?

That's one definition of the word, but not the only one.

might like to check up on definition 4.

Perhaps the supermarkets should clarify?

[Adrian]

Mary Fisher ( [e-mail]) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :

Not all of us have that choice.

True, but it's the best that's readily available.

[AstraVanMan]

And Rome. Reminds me exactly of the streets of Rome, judging from the state of the parked cars I saw there.

[Richard Colton]

Now, I think you might have a good point there. You don't have to be paranoid for them to be actually out to get you.

[AstraVanMan]

[Adrian]

Richard Colton ( [e-mail]) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :

That's *precisely* why I always make sure to wear my tin-foil beanie hat whenever I leave the house.

[Hamish Walker]

Indeed, that's what I'm relying on :-)

[AstraVanMan]

How much would it cost to simply install an automatic barrier that opened to anyone driving up to it (which some sort of failsafe system meaning it could be manually opened if something went wrong) ? You could wire this up to a CCTV system, which would only activate when someone activated the barrier, thus only having videos to watch through for times when people actually drove in. The security video could be sped up, just so someone could watch it each day to check that each car parked contained someone actually going into the flats. Would probably take 2-3 minutes max each day, and you could probably have some sort of rota system. Ok, it wouldn't prevent people coming and parking, but you'd easily know which ones were the ones that didn't have a right to be there.

[Hamish Walker]

What a stupid suggestion: "move somewhere else"! Like people can just do that on a whim.

I didn't say I couldn't accept the parking situation; my parking situation is fine thank you very much. I'm merely pointing out that because there is no free parking nearby, selfish people will try and take advantage of the open access to our private property, and we are - as the OP is too - trying to find a way around that.

[Adrian]

Owain ( [e-mail]) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :

And that, Children, is why on-line supermarkets are so crap.