v for frequency?

It is possible to stimulate milk production by injecting hormones, so it could be done without a calf. I don't know how practical that would be. It apparently is done in humans for some adoptive mothers to be able to breastfeed the adopted baby.

Not allowed to call it butter indeed. Why has the world gone so childish?

Possibly the people making pure soft butters object to blended spreads being called butter.

I don't think it's available in the UK.

"Triple churned". It's probably just butter with air whipped into it to keep it spreadable at refrigerator temperature.

In the U.S., it's often called "whipped butter". You can make it at home from regular solid butter.

My mother bakes stuff, she uses margarine.

There you go, I can detect sour and bitter, but I couldn't tell you if it was acidic or just sour.

People must have pathetic holders.

So do I, but I tilt my head down. The eye is more comfortable looking out of the centre.

They're supposed to be where you prefer them, not everyone is the same.

That would cost him a fair bit, those lenses presumably would never match someone else, or would they? You can go into a supermarket here and buy lenses form a range of about 10. You just tell them the strength you need. And if you find they get a bit off, you buy the next one up next time.

There isn't any difference unless you can smell it.

(A few years ago I entirely lost the ability to smell sour milk. It can go solid or blobby in beverages before I can tell. I can taste it's sour though.)

With a 900% markup on lenses (or whatever it is) they could absorb the losses. (I never had any problem with varifocals.)

It's all right with the bent rod type holder, but some people must have ones that entirely enclose the roll. Probably for modesty, like ornamental knitted covers for the spare roll, that look like a lady in a crinoline. I don't know whether people use those any more.

Rather silly, like *three* part bath mat sets. (I don't think they sell them any more.) The third part is attached to the bog seat cover. So you can sit bare arsed on the closed seat talking to someone in the bath I assume.

No Bidet then...

Bidet? Wash your mouth out with soap and water!

I thought washing feet was for the British. (not moslems)

FFS! I'm trying to cut down on my massive cheese bill and now I go and read this! £70 a month on cottage cheese alone is absurd.

Far too much hassle, especially if you're hungry!