Some Masters Do 'ave Em

Jun 02, 2020 Last reply: 6 years ago 13 Replies

The dipstick that turned up on Bank Holiday Monday for work and called me to ask why there was nobody at work managed to get run over by a lorry today.



Dipstick "How did that happen?" Me "You walked straight out in front of a moving lorry"



Unfortunately he was not hurt or killed.



To be fair, one lockdown day is no different from another at the moment :-)

I know. The lorry did not know the difference.

yes I don't know what day of the week it is ....

agreed

I didn't notice that there was a bank holiday last week

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Was he on his phone? Was the phone damaged, no matter its all backed up in the cloud. grin. Brian

Judging from the noises I could hear through the wall from my neighbours guest room Bonk Holiday was more appropriate! Brian

Does your free food parcel come at random times or always on the same day of the week ?.

I thought there was an extra one to celebrate VE day, but I see it was the usual monday one shifted by 4 days.

Single skin walls ? What year was your flat/house built ?. Before Approved Doc Part E presumably ?.

Andrew

Do they bonk in the guest room on Bank Holidays, then?

The VE day holiday was difficult to miss due to all the TV coverage

but the May (not Whitson) bank holiday, just came and went like any other day

HTH

tim

is there some implied deficit about owners of iPhones here?

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