OT Why am I up at 3am

Mar 04, 2012 50 Replies

More like; "We can't be arsed, too much paperwork, he's not a bad lad really. Sling him out later."

Or, "be safely back home and tucked up in bed by 11pm"

That sounds rather dull. Even boring, middle aged, middle class me doesn't stick to that.

How are you going to get a 19 year old to do follow that?

Another 19 year old for them to be in bed with?!

Follow you home at 11pm? I couldn't possibly comment . . . .

Once after a nice night in the cells I was removed from my cell at 9am and told that I was due in front of the magistrate. I thought this a little odd as I believe that you need to be interviewed and charged with an offence before seeing the magistrate. I decided to play along for a laugh. Just as I was leaving the custody suite the desk sergeant realised the PO had removed the wrong prisoner. I was prepared to joke it all the way to the courtroom.

I am just wondering if there is anyone else who spent 3am on a Sunday morning watching The Hit Man and Her?

No.

At 3 am the only programmes my telly gets are One Man and His Dog with Hand-Waving, or The Inflatable Guest-Bed Channel.

Owain

I did once, when I was a kid in the 80s. Saw my brother on it!

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