Never met them but they just phoned me up to ask if I preferred tea or coffee.
Looking forward to these customers
Oct 02, 2018
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Tell them you only drink Kopi Luwak.
They're going to ask you do them a big favour by the sound of it.
Told them Diet Coke
That suggests they have an inadequately stocked kitchen and may have to buy some specially.
Owain
Empty house, but they will be there when I start work.
But forward thinking. And it is getting colder, I nearly wore a jumper today. Tea is always good when it is cold.
Rewire their new house and not f*ck it up.
Ah so laying in stocks for you to make your own.
You'll not be taking the apprentice, then.
Owain
So, the reason they are asking is because the house is empty? Thoughtful of them, though.
And of course a Primus etc for when the power is off.
Wot ! that's worse than the referdum , you only get 2 choices !
Luckily you're not T i m or you'd expect a long list of coffee and tea strenghts and types and temperatures, size and colour of cup and a selection of busicuits.
or they are Mormons and don't do "stimulants" normally ;-)
dipping the meter tails in a bucket will get the water boiling quite quickly
Owain
With a nice antibacterial action from that dissolved copper ;-)
It is an empty house.
No, because it's my job not a work job.
With a bit of luck and help/labour from the customers I might be able to get it first fixed in a weekend.
No, he would say he doesn't mind then whinge when he gets given coffee.
Perhaps they wanted to know so they could bring a flask with the preferred beverage in it.
GH
They are my labourers for the weekend. And I have been told that she is better at DIY than he is.
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