Daft cats and catflaps

ay 2018

o the front of the house, now they can't understand it any more.

me putting it there.

earning. They're not too bright.

the front door which they've walked through their entire lives when I've= opened it.

catflap. They have to work it out or starve.

hrough it inwards once, then it found it's way back out after 5 minutes = of hunting around. But it hates one of the others, so I don't see much = of it, it usually feeds next door along with a cat I gave to my next doo= r neighbour. But she's on holiday for a week so he may have to come thr= ough it at some point....

If the cats are related, the females always get on.

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A Jesus of mass J travelling at a speed of 27 meters/second collides wit= h a stationary Moses of mass M. Assuming any elastic deformation is lossless and perfectly reversible, c= alculate how long it will be until the next Passover.

"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" on Sun, 20 May 2018

These aren't. Not by a long shot.

Daisy had been Her cat. "Aster" had been abandoned by the neighbors, so herself was feeding her. Then we had a serious freeze and herself brought Aster inside and dumped her in the bathroom "for her own good." She adapted - for some values. Meanwhile, Ali invited herself into my place after Buttons died. "I see you have an opening, no need to interview any others. I'll take it." So when I married Herself, I moved my cat into The Shop. She adapted. However, there are at least three other cats in the neighborhood, so there are occasional conflicts of interest, shall we say? But it is still a situation of too many Other Cats who all need to just go away, and leave Me alone.