Clear PVC 'drainpipe'.

[Ian Stirling]

they would be overjoyed to sell you thousands. Is there anyone online doing ones?

[PhilÃÂÂÂ]

I think it is really clever, but as they get dirty, they are going to look crappy and difficult to clean..

[Ian Stirling]

True, for some things.

[PhilÃÂÂÂ]

I do think a clear sewage pipe down the side of the house would be great.. Fantastic..

[Andrew Gabriel]

In many houses nowadays, it runs down through the kitchen ;-)

[Quiche Mash 'n' Mushy]

... or in our house down through a corner of the lounge. This looks a terrific idea, I could rip out all the cladding, replace the existing downpipe with a nice clear one, then use some carefully positioned coloured spots to illuminate the 'flow' when someone has finished performing in the upstairs loo. Be a terrific talking point for a dinner party!

Quiche

[BigWallop]

You could call it a s**te bubble tube really, couldn't you? Pretty little multi-coloured chase lights wrapped around it for night viewing. Brings a whole new meaning to the question "What have you been eating?" :-) LOL

[Owain]

Even more fun if you live in a tower block.

Owain

[Ian Stirling]

I was actually wondering about fish.

6" clear tubing, with elbows, as a cornice (?), all round a room, might be interesting.

[Clint Sharp]

In message , PhilÅ writes

LMAO, just what you need, walking down the street and seeing last night's byriani making its way out to sea...

[Clint Sharp]

Damnit, I thought I'd matured beyond the point of laughing at toilet humour. Obviously not./

[Andrew Gabriel]

Interconnected all round the house might be interesting. The fish could swim from room to room.

[PJ]

Feed them in the kitchen!!

Visions of radiators full of tropical fish. PJ

[David W.E. Roberts]

I was going to lower myself into the gutter to respond to this but I am far too late; more degenerate minds than mine have covered the subject in depth.

I am taken with the idea of a fish run though.

You could also make the biggest hamster run in the world :-)

Cheers Dave R