In article , ARWadsworth writes
Told you not to put in that handrail
Are you the homeowner?
Feb 12, 2010
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In article , geoff writes
IME saying anything or displaying any emotion gives them an inflated view of their own importance.
In message , fred writes
Then we both came out of it with a result
- A sign which reads "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again" (stolen from a sign in America)
- "No, I'm the squatter".
How do you write "F*ck off" in braille on a handrail?
Adam
In message , ARWadsworth writes
Use syringe needles
In article , ARWadsworth writes
In razor wire
or in anti climb paint (with a wet paint notice)
.... ... .
In message , Nick writes
How do you write, not how do you spell
smiley or summat ...
What reaction do you get?
or "No, I buried him under the patio"
No, the bank is, i'm being evicted in two weeks.
Salesmen seem to be too stupid to know how to open my gate. So I don't get any salesmen or Halloween visitors.
This gate:
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"This is a bail hostel, please make sure it is a member of the staff you are disturbing."
The last one was taken aback, and just said it was rather intrusive. I replied that so was calling me at home without my permission.
Dot It Yourself
You mean you *told* her it was £20...
Does yer dad own a brewery?
:)
Although people may well have seen this one which deals with telephone calls, I think with a bit of thought, one might be able to do something with the same effect for doorstep cold callers:
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surprised they couldn't open it.
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