Having a sarcasm-impaired day, are you?
You just can't help yourself, can you?
Apparently, you consider it a personal attack when someone points out the truth about you.
If you don't wish to be considered vulgar, ill-mannered, and incapable of debate without resorting to personal abuse, then you shouldn't call people things like "asshole" and "lying piece of decrepit shit" when they disagree with you.
Speaking of being devoid of a sense of humor... Lighten up, huh?
You need more fiber in your diet. Try oatmeal.
Thanks. Same to you.