That's ok. I'm 1 of the 11 million.
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-- =20 "Robatoy" wrote in message = news: snipped-for-privacy@news.bellglobal.com... | Why Canadians are so tired... |=20 | For a couple of years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not = enough=20 | sunshine, too much pressure from my job, ear wax build-up, poor blood = or=20 | anything else I could think of. |=20 | Now I've found out the real reason I'm tired - because I'm overworked. |=20 | Here is why: |=20 | The population of Canada is 30 million. |=20 | 11 million are retired, that leaves 19 million to do the work. |=20 | There are 5.5 million in school, that leaves 13.5 million to do the=20 | work. |=20 | Of these there are 3 million employed by the federal government, |=20 | leaving 10.5 million to do the work. |=20 | 1 million are in the armed forces, preoccupied with killing = terrorists, |=20 | which leaves 9.5 million to do the work. |=20 | Take from that total the 7 million people who work for provincial and=20 | city |=20 | governments and that leaves 2.5 million to do the work. |=20 | At any given time, there are 476,000 people in hospitals, leaving=20 | 2,024,000 |=20 | to do the work. |=20 | Now there are 1,211,998 people in prisons and 812,000 on employment |=20 | insurance and welfare. |=20 | That leaves just two people to do the work. |=20 | You and me. |=20 | And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading = jokes. |=20 | Nice. Real nice