I've never been politically correct, so

Dec 15, 2017 25 Replies

Merry Christmas to everyone! I wish everyone a blessed, happy, and healthy holiday.


Now we know why you are so happy and the same to you.

It's a little early for it, but Merry Christmas to you, too.

Cindy Hamilton

Merry Winter Sales Extravaganza to you too!

Me too and same to you and rest of group.

Frank

On 15 Dec 2017, Muggles wrote in alt.home.repair:

Nice passive-aggressive chip you maintain on your shoulder. It will get you far (at least with your core base).

Oh, and merry Christmas and all other holy day and secular celebrations to all!

And a happy Jul to you.

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I don't begrudge you for stealing the holiday; at least it kept a lot of the traditions alive. Most Christians did phase out the naked fire jumping part though...

464646 means "Merry Christmas"

Nice stick you have up your ass. Do you scratch your head with it?

  1. Since the advent of central heating, most people don't want to be naked outside in the cold.
  2. Who wants to look at all of those pale-blue butts, anyway?

Cindy Hamilton

F*ck you right back. LOL

We're just doing the dirty Santa game this year. We did buy the grandkids a gift, though.

You're such a history buff! Oh, wait, you probably don't do the naked fire jumping, so maybe you're not a buff after all!

Hope you have a wonderful Christmas, NIL.

The last Jul party I went to was in southern Arizona. No central heating was required. Most of the jumpers had enough mead in them at that point three feet of snow wouldn't have mattered.

Nah, I skipped that part. I'd given up the mead of inspiration years before.

Less good than belief would have it Is mead for the sons of men: A man knows less the more he drinks, Becomes a befuddled fool.

Be not over wary, but wary enough, First, of the foaming ale, Second, of a woman wed to another, Third, of the tricks of thieves.

The Havamal

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