The best one I heard was the mathemetition, the engineer, and the model. The mathmetician sat on the opposite end of the park bench from the model. After a few minutes, he moved half way towards here. A few minutes later, he moved half again the distance towards her. He then got up and went home, figuring that the whole thing was hopeless. He could never reach the mode.
The engineer then sat down where the mathmetician was. He then moved half the distance towards here. A few minutes later he moved half again the distance. The engineer didn't give up, knowing that pretty soon he'd be close enough.