Like most everybody, I am beseiged with TV commercials claiming this and that. I wonder about the claims, especially these two which are especially egregious...
PIZZA Exactly what are these "better ingredients" about which Papa John crows? And why are they better? Does anyone besides Papa John thiink his pizza is better?
PENISES What happens if you take one of the pills, wind up with an erection lasting more than four hours and DON'T seek medical help? Does it explode? Implode to a shriveled organ never again to regain its current majesty?
How much more than four hours is safe? Is less than four hours - 3:45, say - safe?
And WTF even wants a four hour erection?? If memory serves, an hour or so should be plenty. Suppose you pop the pill, spend an hour or so satisfying yourself and lover, still have the erection and want to go somewhere, church for example; or a restaurant. What do you do, sit there with a hat in your lap?
Just asking...