The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night
and demanded $20 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly
aroused state, he readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time
they made love for the next 30 years, with him thinking it was a cute
way for her to buy new clothes, etc.
Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a very
drunken state. Over the next few minutes she heard of the ravages of
financial ruin caused by corporate downsizing and it's effects on a
Calmly, she handed him a bankbook showing deposits and interest for 30
years totaling nearly $1 million dollars. Pointing across the parking
lot, she gestured toward the local bank while handing him stock
certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars and informing him that he
was the largest stockholder in the bank. She told him that for the $20
she had charged him for 30 years each time they had sex, these were the
results of her investments.
By now he was distraught and beating his head against the side of the
car. She asked him why the disappointment at such good news and he
replied, "If I had known what you were doing, I would have given you all
of my business!"
Guys REALLY have no idea when to keep their mouth shut.