SWMBO is away for a week with her sister in Cornwall.
Just ordered the take away, beer in the fridge, TV tuned to stuff like Top Gear, Tommy Walsh, Tank Overhaul, Wheeler Dealers etc.
I've left the toilet seat up. Anything else I might have forgotten?
Yes, the ironing!
Stephen.
A curry take away I hope. Leave the containers lying about and don't eat it all.
Turn the heating down to sensible temperatures.
Settle down to your curry, beer and telly in your underwear.
Better buy an extra washing up bowl for all the dirty dishes to pile up in
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember "The Medway Handyman" saying something like:
Bring some oily engine parts indoors and repair them in the kitchen or whilst watching telly.
On Fri, 11 Jun 2010 19:34:10 +0100, "The Medway Handyman" wibbled:
Put your fluffy tools in the washing machine and your non fluffy ones in the dishwasher.
For your proposed activities, do not adorn more than boxers and a teeshirt at any time. Answer the door so adorned.
Fill the bath up with coal. Or coal dust.
How painful "tennis" elbow can be? ;-)
Oh I might have known that would be coming!! Ahem! :-)
On Fri, 11 Jun 2010 21:42:15 +0100, John Rumm wibbled:
Arrghh! Bad mental image.
In message , The Medway Handyman writes
Invite some mates round?
regards
He doesn't have any !! Rob
Wonderful!
Approached suitably, SWMBO'd will thank you for your thoughtfulness in buying a new bowl!
I should Bronco!
Do you mean I should open the door in my boxer shorts?
To watch the football on the telly? ;-)
I realise you don't like football. :-(
A mate of mine is a rabid football fan. He supports both Arsenal and Stevenage, where he lives, going to most of both teams' home matches and some away, and on Sundays he plays in a local team.
His wife has upped sticks for a week and gone to Dublin with a few of her girly friends. You might think that sounds great, because he will be able to watch the footy undisturbed, but ...
... she left their three kids with him! ;-)
I thank you for starting a humorous thread. My SWMBO'd is a former teacher and everything, (well almost) has to be done to a timetable. My pleasure when in your situation is to put two fingers to that.
How long have you had a door in your boxer shorts?
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