Gloat!! - Yes, you will hate me. :-)

You fsck...

Did you use a condom? Because you f#$%^&ed somebody.

That is worth buying just to sell again. I was watching a production sized pocket hole machine, Ritter, probably worth $2k minimum on eBay for $250, nearby my home. A guy goot it for $250, 1 bid. Probably hard to reslee right now and I am setup but sheesh.

You got a deal in the scope of 10:1 ratio. That qualifies for sucketh territory.

That's what I thought, but I've been looking to upgrade for quite some time and I was willing to go upwards of $500 used... which is what I could probably get for this, tomorrow. :-) I'm going to keep and use this bad boy.

I knew you guys would rejoice, vicariously.

I think you need to buy a lottery ticket.

I would say "YOU SUCK" but you already know that.

How do you sleep at night?

:-)

What's the quote from Mad Men? "On a bed made of money."

(not true, in my case.)

Yeah, but you'll have another 8 or 10 bucks in cleaning supplies and another half hour in labor making the top pristine again. .

Hoping that was rye humor. :-)

I re-read my "sat in garage" statement and it might be confusing. I meant it in a good way, like it hadn't been used much. Top is rust-less.

Well you still have to buy a can of Top Cote. While we're all relaxing for the holiday, you'll be spending 15 minutes protecting the top. Just to save $700.

And I bet you're ugly to boot.

Wonder if the 375V motor will bite him ;-)

Rats. Mart> Did you use a condom? Because you f#$%^&ed somebody.

LOL! Ok, that one was less subtle, Ed. Thanks.

Reminds me of another line... "I'm not as dumb as you look."

I don't hate'cha. About 3 months ago I recieved a USP package. It contained a new Bosch 18 volt Lion impact driver, case, charger and 2 batteries. I am still clueless who is responsible for sending it to me. The packing slip and $0.00 receipt had my name and address on it. I spose I won it from a survey I answered. One would think that the giver would have wanted me to know who sent it.

I'm trying to remain anonymous, but no, you have to keep bringing up. Since I can't trust you to keep my cover, I'm not sending the tools to them other guys.

Since he can't keep the secret, don't you want it back?

OK, sorry, I promise to not tell about any other tools that you send me. Can I send you a wish lost? ;~)

You already "lost" that opportunity. ;-)

I thought you meant it needed de-rusting.

Just when I thought you couldn't suck any more.....