Do you have a "frequent flier" card at the ER?
Maybe this article in The Register is about you...
"Yanks floored by nail guns, computers and baseballs, Hospital
emergency room shockers revealed online"
From the referred article, "Database: Injuries reported by emergency
The Consumer Product Safety Commission's National Electronic Injury
Surveillance System (NEISS) is a sample of 100 hospital emergency
rooms in the United States and its territories."
(names withheld from list to avoid endless taunting...)