Big John

Jul 29, 2006 15 Replies

Every mornning at the mine, you could see him arrive. He stood 6 foot 6, weighed 245. Kind of broad at the shoulders, narrow at the hip. And everybody knew you didn't give no lip to Big John.



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Nobody seemed to know where John called home He just drifted into town and stayed all alone. He didn't say much, kind of quiet and shy And if you spoke at all, you'd just said hi to Big John. Somebody said he came from New Orleans, Where he got into a fight over a Cajun Queen. And a crash and a blow from a huge right hand, sent a Lousiana fella to the promise land.



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Then came the day at the bottom of the mine, when a timber cracked and men started crying. Minors were praying, and hearts beat fast and everybody thought they had breathed thier last cept' John. Through the dust and the smoke of this man made hell, walked a giant of a man that the minors knew well. Grabbed a sagging timber and gave out with a groan, and like a giant oak tree he just stood there alone, Big John



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And with all of his strength, he gave a mighty shove. Then a minor yelled out, 'theres a light up above!'. And 20 men scrambled from a 'would be' grave now theres only one left down there to save, Big John. With jacks and timbers, they started back down, then came that rumble way down in the ground. And as smoke and gas smelched out of that mine, everybody knew it was the end of the line, for Big John.



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Now they never re-opend that wortheless pit, they just placed a marble stand in front of it. These few words are written on that stand, 'At the bottom of this mine, lies one Hell of a man, Big John'



Regards,



Tom Watson



tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (real email)



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... and thank you, Jimmy Dean.

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Are you saying the miners let people under 21 down in the mines to mine?

I did not know that.

LRod wrote in news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com:

I knew a family of Minors once.

Puckdropper

Perhaps the minors knew Big John in a biblical sense?

Jim Stuyck (ducking for cover)

But Big John was the B side.

What was on the A side?

Regards,

Tom Watson

tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (real email)

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"I Won't Go Huntin' With You Jake" ?

No. It should be "I Won't Go Drivin' With You Ted".

Perhaps you could do a remake. It'd be current.

P.S. the sub-title for the original is "(But I'll Go Chasin' Women)".

Just a few minutes ago on Prairie Home Companion there was a Mother - Daughter duo singing the Alaska Wildlife Department's little handout on what to do if you confront a bear in the wild. It was sung to the tune of "If I Were A Rich Man". They claimed it was verbatim out of the pamphlet.

SWMBO and I both damn near choked and I snorted snot on the keyboard (which is why it has taken me a while to resume typing and post this). Wonderful song. Catch the rebroadcast if you can tomorrow. It was late in the first half, or early in the second.

"If you meet a brown bear..dudda, dudda, dudda dum....."

Regards, Roy

From the subject line, I was expecting another bathroom renovation thread.

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duo singing the

bear in the wild. It

out of the pamphlet.

why it has taken me a

if you can tomorrow.

I am an avid listener to Keillor and caught the song. Absolutely wonderful. mahalo, jo4hn p.s. you need more duddas there.

Daughter duo singing the

bear in the wild. It

out of the pamphlet.

is why it has taken me a

rebroadcast if you can tomorrow.

I was tryin' to save bandwidth...... B^)

Hee.. and change the B side to "Big Juan".

Regards,

Tom Watson

tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (real email)

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