Wire coat hanger ---> Kitchen roll holder

Just twist the bottom right bit of the coat hanger 90 deg towards the wall to make it look like a testicle and job done.

You could get a grade 8 CGSE Art pass by using a biro, pencil, brush or stencil tools to draw a bit of spunk coming out of the penis on the wall.

Grade 9 if you use the angle grinder.

Very crude. This is a lot neater, and is (fairly) useful:

We use the hook for storing onions, and I have added a picture to the gallery to prove it.

If you were in France it would be garlic:-)

One is a believer in the "If it doesn't look right, it probably isn't right" adage.

Your water bottle holder might stand a chance if the water was replaced with hydrogen or helium and used exclusively by sloths in hibernate mode

Looks like a Youtube demo of someone rearranging a pile of junk into a similar pile of junk presumably so they could help push adverts on the viewers.

Is there a concrete version depicted?

AB

Ah. A garlic synbol rather than a phallic one.

what grade for burning down Glasgow Art College with expanding foam and 500 watt bulbs ?