Where do I put my pint glass then?

Jul 13, 2013 16 Replies

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You do not need to wash your hands after a piss.

Note the clever use of IR activated taps. You don't have to touch the tap, which will have been pissed on. I wonder what the relevant IP rating is for the electronics to withstand regular golden showers?

Similar to the japanese thing for normal toilets, where the lid of the cistern is replaced by one with a dished top and a drain hole in the middle, a spout on the side, and the spout is connected to the ball c*ck's outlet,

So as the cistern is re-filling it's doing so by letting the water come from the spout into the bowl, where you can wash your hands under the stream.

Showed it to my GF as i was seriousely thinking of getting one when i ordered the japanese bidet seat, but she said the cistern hand wash bowl thing was a disgusting idea!!!! she honestly thought it was the s***ty pissy water from the bowl that was being pumped to the spout, FFS,

Waste of time. The s***ty pissy door handle will get you on the way out anyway.

Andy Bartlett :

Not that the pissy bit will do you any harm.

Did you put her right? Did she then grasp the concept? Or are you going to get a new GF?

That's where those Cisternmiser things fell down in use. The theory was they refilled the urinal cistern on a drop in water pressure, caused by someone washing their hands after using the urinal. In practice so few people did, that the urinals rarely got flushed. The IR-activated ones were more reliable. The waterless urinals are better than both.

On Saturday 13 July 2013 11:04 ARW wrote in uk.d-i-y:

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Doesn't it depend on the relative cheesiness of one's member?

If you've been chopping chillies it's a good idea to wash them *before*.

Ditto working with superglue.

Owain

Are these the same taps that turn on when I walk into the toilets when wearing a hi-vis vest?

Is that mandatory now? Bleedin' H&S, getting out of hand.

ISTR John Bindon could've shown you.

And even when there is published cleaning regime the door handle always gets left out.

No, but that's what happens when you wear hi viz jackets in some toilets.

To waste even more energy the owners fit LED lights and a PIR sensor to control the lights. And the LEDs set off the hand driers.

And you have to stand straddling the (toilet) bowl to get close enough to the (basin) bowl to get your hands in.

JGH

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