Welsh speaker/writer needed please

[The3rd Earl Of Derby]

A welsh Biology teacher

Dai Sect

[Owain]

It has to be 8-bit speaker wire to carry the accented characters, with an outer phlegmproof sheathing. You can get it from specialist suppliers

- LSOH - Low Smoke Zero Hwyl.

Owain

[Owain]

I wouldn't describe me as "authoritative"

Oh, you weren't ;-(

Owain

[Andy Hall]

not to mention the electrical engineer, Dai Versity.

His Welsh-Italian cousin, Dai Lemma, has difficulty with decision making.

Not a problem though, because they're all chapel, see...

[Guy King]

The message from "The3rd Earl Of Derby" contains these words:

But you shag one sheep....(insert rest of old joke here)

[John Rumm]

The famous boxer: Sugar Dia Beatus

[The3rd Earl Of Derby]

Understanding kidney failure: Dr Dia allisis

[Andy Hall]

I guess he's not chapel....

[Owain]

The church organist:

Dai Apason

The joiner who had a sex change:

Dai Anna Doors

The man with a serious kick-ass water feature in the back garden:

Dai Norwig

And the rugby coach whose parents didn't want him to reach old age:

Dai Young [1]

Owain

[1]

[John Rumm]

Inviting Dribble to your party: Dia consequences

[The Natural Philosopher]

Ddrefla , ach an idiot a 'n wylltach na blwch chan brogaed

[The Natural Philosopher]

The famous Welsh raek

Hyw Jones

(think...)

[manatbandq]

He gave it all up to become a poet and now calls himself Dai Ode.

MBQ

[Guy King]

The message from [e-mail] contains these words:

His brother does standup - Dai Laffin.

[Hugo Nebula]

On Fri, 04 Aug 2006 02:28:19 +0100, a particular chimpanzee named The Natural Philosopher randomly hit the keyboard and produced:

Which translates as, "I drivel , you are being cowardly idiot I go ' heartburn wilder I do box with frogs". Definitely the language of bards.