Totally off topic.....*Toilet hygeine*

[Frank Erskine]

An angle grinder would, though.

[The Medway Handyman]

With a brush of course.

[Huge]

Yes.

[Huge]

There's only been a single paper exploring the the theory that "plenty of low grade nasties" immunises you to the local intestinal flora. It was in Nepal and it took 7 years. I'll stick to my "Third World Eating Regime", thanks, which has only failed me once, in India.

[PeterC]

This can demonstrate Newton's Third Law of, er, Motion quite dynamically (the Fourth Law is derived from this and basically deals with the effect of coughing/sneezing when in such a state - as demonstrated in milking shed, especially if the cows are on raised platforms).

[Huge]

Our first house, in Barnet, had a tiny bathroom, and it was entirely possible to have diarrhea down the loo and vomit in the handbasin, simultaneously.

[polygonum]

Must say, not the first question I ask an estate agent: "Please find me a house where you can D&V at same time - and same in en suite."