bought one...no idea why I need two......
screwfix special electric chain saw £39.99
Nov 10, 2020
Last reply: 5 years ago
13 Replies
You bought two..?
Jim,
Next time you're down this way and calling on us again, remind me to tell you the joke about the Irish Lumberjack !
cut the bough he was sitting on!
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what did he do?...
There must be dozens of Irish lumberjack jokes, all of which are racist, and very few redeemed by being funny. The usual punch line is 'Begorrah, what's that noise?'
I like porridge wog jokes myself......
... we look forward to seeing you and Geraldine when the COVID restrictions end !
Yes we will be be down at Newbury that is for sure.....
Well, he probably needs them to cut bits off his trees to stop the branches breaking his aerial wire. He needs two for, um..... well, maybe he tried to cut an aluminium pole with one? Brian
There were three in the company they were known as Tree Fellers.
When Muslims cut down trees do they have to fall toward Mecca. and sundry other politically incorrect daft puns. Brian
With a rather irregular oak branch with lots of foliage and running tangential to the trunk where I was resting my ladder on it, I actually started to saw the wrong side of the ladder until I thought about it a bit more. So it's not that far-fetched.
thicko
then again I once cut through a ring main and wondered why both sided were still live....tee hee...we all don't think at times,,,,,
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