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FFS don't tell him! If you do he will infest and destroy your group. This well known troll destroyed uk.rec.driving

We often used to listen to them on our Radiogram!

We-l-l, Burt is uk.radio.amateur's TurNiP, but with much better keyboard skills, and he's retired from a glittering career in the security services (Ssshh, he doesn't like to talk about it). Paul is uk.amateur.radio's Simon Mason, but not as likeable, or unemployable.

Paul says that Burt got into trouble when he checked up on him, but neither he or Burt will say what sort of trouble, or why Burt was checking up on him in the first place.

All clear to you now?

I remember the days when all you needed was a Hifi amp actually.

As clear as mud.

Impossible. No one comes anywhere close.

I meant to write 'employable' rather than 'unemployable'. Soz, Simes.

Join in anyway! I'm sure you'll pick it up as you go along.

I don't think that ukra is able to be ruined anymore than it already is. Gareth Alun Evans G4SDW f***ed it ragged about a decade ago.

James, let me see if I can help you, James. Paul said that something happened to Burt when he checked up on Paul, James, but didn't say what happened to Burt when he checked up on Paul or why, James, Burt checked up on Paul in the first place. So, we've been asking Burt what happened to Burt when he checked up on Paul, James, but Burt hadn't let on what happened to Burt when he checked up on Paul, James. Jim then got involved, James, and started asking what happened to Burt, James, when Burt checked up on Paul, James, but then Jim said that Jim wasn't interested in what happened to Burt after Burt checked up on Paul even though Jim had literally just asked what happened to Burt when he checked up on Paul, James. Jim asked me to ask Burt what happened to Burt when Burt checked up on Paul, so I asked Burt what happened to Burt when Burt checked up on Paul but Jim then said Jim was going on holiday, James. Hopefully, we'll get to the bottom of what happened to Burt when Burt checked up on Paul when Jim gets back from his break, but if you, James, can shed any light on the whole Burt/Paul saga in the meantime, James, that'd be much appreciated, James.

ukra could do with some fresh blood to brighten the place up. Burt has left a right stench in the group from all the times he's shat the bed there.

S> Yes - so why don;t you ask Spike, who DID check, what comeback he had as > a result...

OH YES IT DOES!

Followups restored.

You will never know. Unless you ask Mason (and believe him that is)

Paul, why the FURIOUS backpedal, Paul? We're just trying to get to the bottom of what happened to Burt when Burt checked up on you, Paul, and why Burt checked up on you in the first place, Paul. Paul, Jim was saying you'd spent some time at a place that Jim called "the big hoose", Paul. Now, I don't speak Scottish so wasn't entirely sure what Jim was going on about, Paul, when Jim said that you'd been to "the big hoose", Paul, so was wondering if you could help clear up exactly what Jim meant when Jim said that you'd been to "the big hoose", Paul? Thanks, Paul.

'The big hoose' = prison AFAIK

Nothing can be f***ed by one person. Are you incapable of ignoring one person?

Only in Mason's imagination. His grasp of reality is sketchy at best.

That might make more sense with two more vodkas, please hold....

Some wives are.

Graham, thanks Graham. Your Scottish is better than mine, Graham! Or maybe you'd had a couple of drinks? Anyway, so what Jim was saying, Graham, was that the reason Paul hadn't validated Paul's amateur radio licence, Graham, was due to Paul being in prison, Graham? Well, that's a bold statement from Jim, Graham, and seeing as Jim said yesterday that Jim was going on holiday until the New Year I guess we'll have to wait for Jim to return and confirm that Jim was saying that Paul was in prison, Graham. I'd ask Paul, Graham, but Paul is currently pretending to have killfiled me so Paul wouldn't reply, Graham. Thanks, Graham.