OT: uneven cooking in microwaves

Oct 16, 2019 Last reply: 6 years ago 150 Replies

spoon+fork=spork spoon+fork+knife=splayd

(Not that any of these combination devices is much good.)

Both are in fact available.

I?d have you publicly flogged if you hadn't actually enjoyed that so much the last time, boy.

Min isnt in fact officially any of those.

Check the Argos website, you can still get £300 ones.

There's a parrot on Youtube which interacts with, and outsmarts, an Alexa.

That's no good, the food would go off and do it's own thing and evolve, and I'd never get to eat it.

Why can't you make cold? If I can convert mass into energy, why not energy into mass?

People said you couldn't have a transporter like in Star Trek. NASA did it (although only over a distance of a few metres).

God knows why. If you don't mind eating a cow, why would you mind eating a horse?

So maybe shove a pile of horseshit up your ass and see if oats come out of your mouth?

I see you have tried and succeeded in shoving oats up your ass so that horsehit comes out of your mouth

So its getting closer

I've got a 6 core processor and two 4 core processors running Oracle analysing data from the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland. You never know I might find a new particle we can use.

Please elaborate on the serious s*it in brackets.

You mean conduction.

Can't you make the combi do both at once?

Your country is getting there slowly.

I used to have a home made solar system. It would run some of the house circuits off the inverter automatically, depending on the battery level. It was switched with a large relay between mains and inverter.

Have those people never seen those devices? Almost everyone in the UK has one, mostly from Sky TV.

I always recorded everything. Every so often I'd scan through the listings and select hundreds of things to record. Then watch stuff whenever I had free time. I had to dismantle the box and upgrade the disk capacity as I never could keep up.

It should be give a leak :-)

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