Item 1. DPD. Receive e-mail message in morning that package due between
11:55 and 12:55 today. At about 13:10, I am on the sofa within sight-line of the front door, and I hear several very faint electronic beeps, with no idea where they come from, it sounds a bit like my UPS alarming. My instruction for DPD, if I am not at home, is to leave packages in gas bottle lean-to behind the house. Steve the postie does it with no trouble. A few minutes after the strange beeps, I hear the clear tones of the doorbell at the rear door. It is DPD. To get there, he had to walk past the lean-to. But why did he not knock on the front door? I was about 3 yards from it when he should have been there. But at least I got my package.*
Item 2. Amazon. No e-mail or any other alerts of anything happening today. While I am sitting at the PC, the 'phone rings, it's that weird spoken text message thing, telling me that the Amazon driver is near to my home, and will be with me soon. Shortly after, and I mean about a minute, another message comes through that the delivery has been made. Huh? Certainly, nobody knocked on the door, this time I was maybe 3 1/2 yards from it. The doorknocker will wake the dead if used. I go on to my Amazon account page, and there is a photo of a package dropped behind the gate to my driveway. And yes, it is there. Luckily, considering the weather, it is in a plastic bag.
- Maybe he had a StarTrek Communicator, which beeps while it's thinking.