OT: Proof cats are stupid

Dec 31, 2016 13 Replies
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Presumably they must have evolved that way, automatic reaction to snakes.

I was wondering what could possibly be scary about a cucumber

(even to the extent of looking for signs that the videos were faked)

A cucumber looks and smells nothing like a snake.

It looks quite a bit like a snake at first glance with their instant reaction.

The shock reaction has nothing to do with smell.

Guess who is going to buy a cucumber and try it on his cat?

Quite a lot, if you've had to watch a biology teacher put a condom on one.

Owain

My cat went nuts over flat rubber cable protector.

Owain

Are you also scared of penises?

You and me. Pounder aswell if his neighbour still had one.

Only if they're the size of a cucumber and have a condom on.

Owain

Why? Do they remind you yours is too small?

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