OT: Flu vaccine.

Blue Origin launch is usually preceded by centrifuge training so it's likely that any death induced by g-forces will occur at the end of a spinning arm a few feet above the ground.

That's becuse the big farmer microchips they sucked out.

Can you re-post that in English when you're sober. Thank you.

I go back to the days when they had metal fittings, with the size stamped on the side. The modern colour coding doesn't mean anything to me.

Aren't you the lucky one.

NSH Scotland doesn't have a clue yet about how/where/when vaccine will be offered to most people - of course you can pay for it if you want to.

Owain

could you repeat thatb in proper English?

My mother gets her flu/covid booster this weekend. The two are being given together in Scotland I believe.

Tim

It was a bit of a skit on the anti-vaccination people, who you may have heard of. Bill Gates, apparently, wants to control people by injecting them with microchips as constituent parts of their vaccines (hve you seen the size of a "mictochip"? ROFLMAO!). "Big farmer" is something that various emptyheads go on aboout. Pharmaceutical companies, conspiracies, that sort o thing.

Still, ifit needs to be explained, the humour's been missed....

In reality, I am sorry you had a cack-handed nurse, anyway.

Graphene oxide I think is what you are after. Denied it was an ingredient initially. Poisonous and conductive.

I've heard "Big Pharma" used more seriously. To me big farmer is a fat guy with a lot of land.

Back on topic - my 'flu jab I felt off for a day or so. But no mark on my skin that I noticed. I turned down the proffered sticking plaster, so he put it on my wife who was having hers done next.

Andy

It is like the Covid one put into Muscle so all you might feel is a bit of bruising afterwards. Unfortunately although I had no side effects or blood from Covid ones, I'm a little reticent about the flu one as I had a sore arm with that one and felt a slight fever when I last had it they said this was normal. Brian

I live in Tayside. My GP surgery phoned me on Tuesday last week to get me to make an appointment. I had it done two days later.

No problem, no pain.

Oh! I hadn't heard that one! It's quite funy, thanks (I looked it up... "Dr Ruby" ... ROFLMAO again).

When I had my 2nd Astra Zeneca jab, nurse advised me to relax my arm because 'that avoids getting a sore arm afterwards'.

I have a couple of blood tests per year. Usually relatively painless and quick other times..... once I ended up with a large bruise where the blood had flowed under my skin.

Covid and flu vaccinations I hardly feel anything. I usually get a slightly sore arm at the point of needle entry for a day or two but only felt when lying on my side/arm.

My surgery has a non-urgent web based query service where they say that they will respond within 3 working days (Sat/Sun excluded). Yesterday i used the service to ask for a flu jab appointment. I received a text about 30 minutes ago asking me to confirm an appointment day/time. There was a link to respond yes/no, or to include extra information. I now have a second text confirming my acceptance of the appointment - in 5 day's time.

I did feel a thing when they inserted the Covid tracking chip with the vaccine :)

I've had flue jabs for the past 10 years or so, and don't generally feel them. Or bleed afterwards.

I've given myself over 8200 injections in the last 11 years and you can't see the where they were given.