OT Find out how many virus cases near you.

[harry]

[Brian Gaff (Sofa 2)]

Why would you care? What are you going to do about it if you knew? Besides nobody truly knows since there are no tests for general public who have not shown symptoms. Now they have the antibodies test, I'd imagine people would pay for it, as if they have immunity, they could go where they wanted and do voluntary work with vulnerable people. Brian

[Max Demian]

If it's high in your area you stay at home.

[Dave Plowman (News)]

You've not really got a grasp of this, harry?

Reported cases are a fraction of the actual figures. But keep your head in the sand if it suits you.

[harry]

Apparently Londoners are fleeing the capital and booking upholiday cottages in remote areas.

[Chris Hogg]

Yeah. Bringing their bugs with them to infect the local populations, overload the local medical services and empty our supermarkets. Very kind and thoughtful of them. Bastards.

[Dave Plowman (News)]

Yes. The queen has fled to her holiday cottage.

But most Londoners are so rich their holiday homes are abroad.

[michael adams]

He was supposed to be finally flying into space this year. Again.

Something a lot of people were really looking forward to.

So this will provide him with yet another excuse for putting it off.

michael adams

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[Tim+]

This is when you find out that the local hospitals don?t have ITU or ventilation facilities.

Tim

[charles]

no, that's in Scotland, She's gone to her ancestral home.