I thought Aussies could handle their drink.
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OT: Breathalysers
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9 years ago
No doubt about it, no test needed.
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Pot kettle black.
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Have you or your wanker friends put on a hi viz jacket and got out the speed gun to check that?
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Women.
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AKA (Poor Man's) Black Velvet.
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Explain further instead of being vague.
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There's nothing magical about driving which means you can't do it after a few pints. I've driven about 40 miles on 7 pints perfectly well.
If I have a pint I feel nothing, I need a 2nd one to make it worthwhile. You must be very weak-minded.
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Apart from that being bullshit, that would still be the fault of the kid with the ball. Why have a requirement to protect the stupid from themselves?
Wrong.
No, it's because I'm made of harder stuff than you.
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Speak for yourself.
Why? Ruining the theory of evolution is not helping the future of mankind.
How?
A brick cannot swallow a whole pint.
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There is no law protecting Uncle Peter from himself.
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Actually we do have laws protecting us from ourselves (which we shouldn't). Taking drugs for example. Or wearing seatbelts.
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Not enough. We shouldn't protect ANY stupid people, then the next generation would be far superior.
Actually, I believe it's illegal to attempt suicide [rolls eyes].
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Quite so, I completely agree with that one. I could probably manage carefully driving the car home, but that's not the issue. This issue is that I need driving, or else no job, no mony, no nothing... So I also just cut it out - completely.
Yes I was once stopped and breathlysed because I was lost and slowed down to decode obscure road signs; I didn't have TomTom at the time. Police were very unfriendly and bullying, then asked me why I was shaking... But his jaw dropped when it came out zero. But I could keep the tube for a reminder hehe.
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Not sure you are right there. Your mum knows her limitations and drive accordingly. A drunk don't know his/her limitations.
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Interesting. Just how did you divine this snippet of nonsense?
A bit like my mum really.
Tim
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If you can't work it out from that, then I'm not going to explain it.
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Your measure of safe needs adjusting.